Thursday, July 27, 2006

WOMEN WHO READ

A friend sent me this...

"One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing anddecides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside thewoman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking,"Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at anymoment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you couldstart at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

5 comments:

Janine said...

i liked that, it put a smile on my face. Thanks for sharing.

karen said...

LOL
Love it!! (and makes me feel good about reading when I maybe *should* be doing something else!)

Jane said...

he he. I liked it too. Liked the photos on the previous posts too- wow you guys are looking so good ! well done

Ruth said...

Nearly peed myself, loving it - funny.

Sandra said...

Tee hee hee. Ain't that the truth too.