"Well it's finally over. A small group of Maven Men have been participating in this worthwhile cause to raise money for prostate cancer research. Some results were more tangible than others. There has been a steward's enquiry into one man's effort as it may have been aided by artificial stimulants like hormones, or possibly sucking the fluid out of a monkey's pituitary glands.
The team has raised more than $2000 over the one month period. Thanks to all those of you who contributed.
In an effort to raise his first million
He tried a mo' like any civilian
Succeed he did not
He looked like a twat
Should have just had a brazilian"
words by DH, not me!